Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
it wasn't lemon gatorade
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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