so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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