Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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