I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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