HIV tests are more positive than that guy
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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