She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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