..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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