My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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