I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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