YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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