sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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