i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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