i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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