Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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