the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
The air was thick with penises
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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