My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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