Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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