It's just like the Real World with babies
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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