At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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