I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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