It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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