What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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