I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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