Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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