I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I would ride that face into the sunset
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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