Dual....:-)
I should be sponsored by Trojan
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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