Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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