no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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