hell yes lets make some ravioli
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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