Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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