i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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