is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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