Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
the day after is always just damage control
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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