Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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