can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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