dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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