I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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