I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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