he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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