do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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