..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Randomize
