I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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