I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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