Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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