sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
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