Pappa wants mamma naked
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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