sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Just cropdusted the office
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Randomize
