its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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