She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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