New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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