Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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