is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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