i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Randomize