yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Can I color on your dick again?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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