When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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